mysterial

A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.

Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.

by qfm August 19, 2017

mysterbation

Hitting your own profile and reading your own comments or blogs.

Really stupid example: when you comment on your own blogs, you are using mysterbation.

by Doug Narby March 2, 2007

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

Mysteriosity

The art of something being mysterious.
Can be for objects/persons/evil.

"Hey Fred, did you move my cup of milk?"
"No Billy I did not, where did it go?"
"I don't know Fred.. That's quite a mysteriosity"

by Evil doctor optimisto January 26, 2013

mysterious

Someone or something that is slightly fascinating due to strangeness, being unusual and/or due to a lack of familiarity.

Outer Space is a very mysterious place.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 29, 2021

mysterical

when something is mystical and mysterious, it is mysterical

I was walking through the deserted forest, the atmosphere was quite mysterical

by 30h5 March 29, 2015

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 15, 2008