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suck my fat pussy, cunt

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.
Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"
by Cows are nice December 16, 2016
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Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave
It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!
by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025
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get on my level cunts

I just fucked OBJ no lieget on my level cunts!
by w0rdw1z September 12, 2021
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Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
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Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
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