oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 4, 2020

my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack

A song mo fuckers

What you listening to?

'My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack'

by @alfie._wilson November 30, 2016

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

by sandwichofchicken March 30, 2021

My Cows My Meat

This revolutionary ideology helps to answer one of the most controversial questions in the field of farming revolving the usage of one’s cattle. This phrase is often used to represent the belief that whomever the cattle or livestock belongs to initially shall then be entitled to reap the benefits and resulting products of said cattle. This concept has recently resurfaced in both the farming industry in addition to mainstream society, due to its newly found popular standing within pop culture, and frequent usage among well-known rappers.

Warren: I am going to consume some of the edible products resulting from your collection of livestock, if you don’t mind.

Travis: Nay sire, for you know my motto is My Cows My Meat, I will not be gifting you with the products from my cattle today or any other day.

by ShmeatLover XD March 26, 2021

My body my choice

A phrase used by most feminists to argue with their man when he asks them to shave their legs or change their physical appearance even tho they ask already a lot from them.

Davie: can you save your legs for me please?
Mary: fuck off davie, my body my choice

by FatSadBitch May 11, 2020

my chizzle my bizzle

My Children My Bride

guy 1: dude,did you check out the my children, my bride concert?
guy 2: my chizzle my bizzle, ya heard?!

by dreamndustt October 20, 2008