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Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.
"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"
by [DFA] March 8, 2010
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MuggleCast

MuggleCast, run by the lovely folks over at MuggleNet, is a free podcast that delivers the latest Harry Poter news weekly. While discussing theories and questions, they provide entertainment for about an hour that can easily result in not being able to speak due to way too much laughing.

Andrew Sims, one of the many hosts, had been there for every episode (ableit one episode titled "Andrew-less") and opens the show.

Micah Tannenbaum has been there for almost all of the episodes as well and reads the news, not to mention becoming prey to many nicknames, e.g., "Micahwave."

Jamie Lawrence (pretty much the coolest person who's ever lived) is the lovely British addition to the show, adding the segment "Jamie's Brigtish Joke of the Day" as well as amazing comedy. He has more fangirls than everyone else in pop culture combined.

These are just three of the many awesome people who host the show... Comment and describe everyone else!
MuggleCast is the coolest podcast that ever lived!
by Spiffy Liza September 11, 2006
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Muggle

A human with no magical abilities/skills or knowledge
For example,"That man right over there, can't teleport himself. He's a (muggle)."
by Diyalized July 16, 2016
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Muggled

I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.
'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'
by HPftw September 18, 2012
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Muggle Juggle

Something Dubledore does in his office for fun with Muggles, like a Wizarding gang bang with fireworks and talking paintings.
Spring break already? Time for a muggle juggle
by cestlavieskt July 7, 2022
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Cancer Muggle

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer
Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle
by trashmouth_tozier January 4, 2019
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Muggle Quidditch

The most awesome sport you will ever play. It's similar to the version of Quidditch played in the Harry Potter books and movies, but made to be played in real life. It's played mostly by people who played actual sports in high school, but decide to be more nerdy in college.

Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.

The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.

It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.
John: Hey, I go to a communications college and am a big fan of Harry Potter! I want to meet people and stay active, and it would be awesome to do at the same time.

Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!

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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.

Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?

Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!
by george weasley March 28, 2012
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