A clueless dickhead who manages to look like an alpaca complete with the goofy hair, blank stare, and a constant whiff of barnyard shit. Usually spits when they speak and smells horribly. He also likes to jerk off in class and lick it off his hands
Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"
A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.
Murdoch University is situated in the suburb of Murdoch in Perth, Western Australia. Stereotypically full of hippies, hence its reputation as a day care centre for middle-class stoners.
Better than any other university in Perth
(on graduating) hey i've got a BA from murdochuniversity... but at least i didn't go to UWA