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Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.
Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:
Murdoch by 62OutlookDriveFan#1 March 24, 2024
A clueless dickhead who manages to look like an alpaca complete with the goofy hair, blank stare, and a constant whiff of barnyard shit. Usually spits when they speak and smells horribly. He also likes to jerk off in class and lick it off his hands
Murdoch grillet
Murdoch by Ultra chad September 24, 2025

Murdoch Syndrome 

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"

Murdoch's Law 

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.
"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"

"You must be watching Fox News"

"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"
Murdoch's Law by Cal A Feit January 24, 2015

murdoch university 

Murdoch University is situated in the suburb of Murdoch in Perth, Western Australia. Stereotypically full of hippies, hence its reputation as a day care centre for middle-class stoners.
Better than any other university in Perth
(on graduating) hey i've got a BA from murdoch university... but at least i didn't go to UWA
murdoch university by bertnewton January 11, 2009

murdoch puppet

Insult directed at Tommy Boyd on ts.Boyd was furious and carpeted the caller.
murdoch puppet by kelvin May 6, 2004