Definitions by kelvin

juu 

A person that isn't complying with your needs or is being stupid or acting like a dumb ass.

That sucks you juu.
Don't be a juu.

juu by Kelvin September 25, 2006

murdoch puppet

Insult directed at Tommy Boyd on ts.Boyd was furious and carpeted the caller.

murdoch puppet!

murdoch puppet by kelvin May 6, 2004

talksport 

The only UK talk radio station and the only station that allows free speech.This includes reasonably articulate people with something constructive to say, to space cadets who bare their sad souls.The technical side us completely amateurish but that makes people like them more.Provides work in the form of voiceovers for the ex- chief constable on the bill with the deep voice.

Mike Dickin has just finiished reading the papers ...and he's not a happy chappy..etc.

talksport by kelvin May 6, 2004

fair do's 

used when u dont agree with somebody, but u cant b arsed arguing either.

-"alex the kidd would kick acid fairy's ass in a fight."

- "fair do's" (however really thinks wat a total fucknut)

fair do's by kelvin April 28, 2004

acid fairy 

an ancient prophesy involving a pink monkey with wings going round rockin harder than before and kickin evil spirits asses on Alex the Kidd in miracle world. also a pretty damn good name 4 a band i must say

"wow that acid fairy is good on a sega master system"
"no shit!, it only has 3 buttons and he doesnt have apposable thumbs!"

acid fairy by kelvin April 28, 2004