Muppeting

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

by MagsG June 16, 2013

Muppetaholic

Being addicted to having sex while watching films that contain muppets.

Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic."

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009

Muppeting

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.

Sam was muppeting two girls last night like a puppet master, how he do that.

by spoofcake September 17, 2017

Muppetcunt

Anyone who is from Blacon

Muppetcunt - is anyone from Blacon. For example 'that lad is a Muppetcunt'

by Madlad_C.Holt December 8, 2019

Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023