Muppet

A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.

E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"

You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.

Idiot cuss Muppet

by Ooooo friend! October 8, 2011

Muppet

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson

That explains it all

by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004

Muppeting

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.

"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"

by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

Muppet

Someone who is usually an idiot and doesn't know much about anything // stupid

"God, what a muppet he is"

by Pizzaandnetflix February 27, 2017

muppet

Noun - See >Idiot Noun

"I don't care who you use, as long as they aren't complete muppets." Harry the Hatchet, Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels, 1998

by blueeyesm March 22, 2004

muppet

someone who acts like a right twat

you stupid muppet

by marie August 29, 2003

muppet

General name given to a large cast of bizarre comedy puppets created by the late Jim Henson. While many performed on "The Muppet Show" (and numerous movies and spin-offs) others appeared on the children's television series "Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are muppets.

by Blackmac October 31, 2003