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mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.
-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.
by Roadrash March 15, 2011
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Munger Line

The Munger Line is the price level at which a stock is 30% below where you bought on the basis that Charlie Munger bought it.
BABA's 'bout to hit the Munger Line of $140. Fucking Munger.
by bethp October 1, 2021
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Master munger

A being that has transcended Satan in how sick they are. To obtain this unholy title one must commit the act of munging countless times to the point that however hard they try to wash away their sins the stench of mung will not leave their face.
“have you seen Lara and Willow recently?”
“Nah”
“Well they have become master mungers
by Gooch haircut August 28, 2020
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Cock Munger

Someone that longs for cock (penis). The cock munger can be either male or female.
by Raven January 23, 2004
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Mungry

A phrase spoken when a person is hungry; so much so that they have to say "I'm hungry" in one word. Often spoken when a person is either manstrating or menstruating.
Guy1: "Why are you so pissed off?"

Guy 2: "Mungry!"
by Parkoissick November 19, 2009
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mungry

Being so hungry that one has become officially irritated; literally meaning, "mad-hungry."

Mungriness usually surfaces from impatience during unfortunate near-meal situations such as slow service in a restaurant, having to wait on someone before eating (for any reason), and generally being so hungry that all of the world seems like a terrible place (usually followed by an intense, temporary obsession with a particular kind of food--most commonly, wings).
Scott: Dude, wings would be so good right now.

Dale: Yeah, man, we better eat something soon. I'm starting to get mungry.
by Wing.King November 9, 2011
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Mungry

The word MUNGRY is a mix of money and hungry. It's a word originally created by the two beautiful women, Shannon and Cammie. ( Type in 'nowthisisliving' into youtube, best thing you'll ever do)
Topic- would you risk your life for 5 million dollars?
'You (would) have to be one mungry (money-hungry) MOTHERFUCKER!'
by shabbnabb January 17, 2015
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