reverse ultimatum

Commonly found in male and female intimate relationships where there is a reversral of any initial conditions that that were primarily required.

Jane - "Go soft on me and don't dog me out."
John - " Nice try, your getting bored out like an oil well in Saudi Arabia."

by fuckerIdid! April 29, 2003

ultimatum

(ul-te-me-tum) This word, in most cases, means "very ultimate" when using this pronuciation. The only difference between this and ultimatum other than the fact that they have different definitions is that the "a" in this version is short instead of long. This definition is commonly flexed on ROBLOX by SML879 when referencing his current project, Ultimatum Saga.

Ultimatum Saga is something you don't wanna miss.

by friend of sml879 June 28, 2010

ultimatum

1. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and something worse.

2. When someone gives you the choice between something bad and nothing at all.

My Boss gave me the ultimatum between working full time on Saturdays and getting fired.

The only choice the Last of Us 2 gives the player is the ultimatum between doing terrible things for no reason, and turning off the game.

by Idno July 7, 2020

Hyuuga Ultimatum

noun
1. demand(s) made under explicit penalty of Communist revolution
synonyms: revolution card, the Lenin Diaries, prole scam
2. any ultimatum wherein the giver benefits more from the resultant breakdown than from the fulfillment of the demand itself, esp. when the giver continues to agitate towards breakdown after their demands have been met
synonyms: (spiking the) Red Bull, backdoor Bolshevik, double-crop

Student 1: "The Upper Class players were doing pretty well in our game of social Monopoly until Gus sneaked a revolution card into the chance pile and pulled it on us."
Student 2: "Yeah, that Gus really has a knack for Hyuuga Ultimatums."
Gus: "Slandering the proletariat again, are we? Any more of this oppression and we'll be forced to revolt!"
Both Students: "Fuck you, Gus!"

by Darth Stalin March 5, 2016

The Ultimatum

When you're getting a Gobby and you feel you're nearing ejaculation, you hold your girls' head at 'balls deep' level so as she can't pull away.

Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)

"Aye, I FINALLY got a Gobby off that Becky slut"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"

by HubsBeats July 8, 2019

Freedom Ultimatum

Demanding either lost freedom(s) is granted, or to be compensated for the loss.

The Freedom Ultimatum he proposed basically said he'd reclaim his birth right to live off the land how he sees fit unless he's compensated with money and healthcare.

by Klueade September 21, 2020

The Ultimatum of Del Taco

Opportunity cost. Fuck you Jack Mason
-Jack Douglas out.

It's spoken by few, and feared by many. It's The Ultimatum of Del Taco.

by 000578 November 28, 2020