Mullenish

A stalker who has an unnatural obsession with the victim. Avoids face to face confrontation, but will blow up your Social media, phone, ect.

Will is very mullenish; he won't stop texting me! Its unnatural.

by awkotaco1905 November 29, 2013

Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

by Congaflats October 25, 2019

Mullen

When you're at a bar or pub and you sneakishly leave w/o paying your tab and/or saying goodbye to any of your homey's and homette's. This tactic usually consists of exiting through windows, scaling walls, doors, gates or roofs for the big get-away!

A men's softball team is out drinking after a game, and a couple pitcher's and Jägerbomb's later, they look over to their teammate and he's no where to be found! Hence, he just pulled a Mullen!

by str8_clown1n December 8, 2016

Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!

dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!

by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008

MC Mullen

A Teacher that likes to smoke weed with a teacher named mrs Richie

I mr mc mullen

by teacher mc mullen June 11, 2018

mullenly

Very adorable person from the TakeAwaySMP, they’re amazing.

Person1: have you heard about Mullenly?
Person2: yes! They’re amazing.

by PavementRyan August 21, 2021

A Mullens wager

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011