Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009

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Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

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milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

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Mulledy

Quite possible the best dorm at Holy Cross. The biggest, the baddest, the best. Filled with over 400 students, all bad asses, if you are not completely shitfaced on a friday or saturday night, you have no reason to be here. Farthest away from everything on campus, Kimball is a half mile away, and we never want to leave.

I can't believe we have to walk all the way back to Mulledy from Caro.

Well that is where the after party is, duh.

by MulledyGirl January 15, 2010

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