Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.

Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.

by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

mubered

The act of getting murdered by your Uber driver.

Bryan didn't come home last night. He was likely mubered.

by pmanny July 11, 2016

milbert

Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties

Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to

by MaS0n 1s GaY October 17, 2021

Mike Mulderrig

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.

Is Mike Mulderrig cancelling Lindsay Lohan again?

by Mjolvera February 3, 2021

milberger

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

by rapistwit September 1, 2009