mubered 

The act of getting murdered by your Uber driver.

Bryan didn't come home last night. He was likely mubered.

mubered by pmanny July 11, 2016

Mutered 

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009