Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Donald trumps mugshot

A picture of an angry orange Cheeto that broke the law

Donald trumps mugshot is hanging on my wall

by Fix it Felix August 26, 2023

Madagascan Mugshot

When a man of African descent adds some "special cream" to your black coffee.

Sarah : Sorry sir, I don't think we can help you with a "Madagascan Mugshot", this is a Home Depot.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

myspace mugshot

A self taken picture, commonly used as Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. The picture is usually taken at an angle by the user, using a digital camera or cell phone camera. Can also be taken pointing the camera at a mirror.

Jane took a myspace mugshot of herself by using her cell phone's camera, pointed at herself.

by nfazer February 11, 2010

Phoenix mugshot

Phoenix mugshot from ace attorney

its the phoenix mugshot

by Skl8888 June 16, 2022