An extremely socially-awkward person, that rarely involves themselves in the coversation and only contributes to the conversation by randomly commenting with a semi-muffled mumble (this usually is followed by a very, very awkward silence within the whole group of people).
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by mriley29 October 16, 2004
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A typical mumblefuck conversation.
"Can I get your order please?"
"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"
"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*
"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."
"Can I get your order please?"
"Yeah-um...I'd *mumble*...and then *mumble* large *unknown stammering*"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Hey, Amy, how do we get to your house from downtown?"
"You'll go down *mumble mumble mumble*...after that you'll take a *mumble* onto 4th *mumble*
"Hold on, Amy, just a sec....Guys, can you shut up for a sec, this is a real mumblefuck conversation and all your talking isn't making this any easier to hear."
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The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
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