What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
by lolololololz October 30, 2008
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Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
by Alymae April 28, 2013
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The chicks in that porn flick engaged in some serious muffgrinding before the guy with the long shlong showed up.
by t-mano December 1, 2006
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A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
"Hey, is that chick French or something"?
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013
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Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.
Ashley gots the muffery.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
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Get the mudfart mug.A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.
GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.
by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023
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