muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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muff dived

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!
by jordan February 24, 2005
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muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
by SugarRay July 11, 2007
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muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening
for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through
by spazzy jazzy January 19, 2003
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Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles
Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito
by Fuck me right October 05, 2009
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 13, 2016
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