muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter ass November 9, 2010

Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

by Tammi November 26, 2003

Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

muff dust

When you go down on a woman who has not had sex for years. You open up the pastrami flaps and out comes a puff of dust.

Last night - I hooked up with that MILF and when I went down on her - out came a puff of muff dust.

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005