Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

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mudcake

when you fuck someone in the ass and cum, then lick their butt crack, suck the juices out, and then kiss them

Mike and Mark like to mudcake each other every night before they hit the showers...........then during the shower as well.

by fghd November 24, 2003

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One fat black, ugly mumma of questionable background. Caution should be taken if approaching a suspected Mudcat as consequences can vary and result in greivous bodily harm. When you fuck a mudcat, be sure to tie her hands behind her head prior to intercourse to ensure she doesn't steal your wallet.

"Hey baz I fucked this Mudcat last night that had a head like a kicked in shit tin."

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"I think I lost my wallet again last night Tom"

"Don't tell me you fucked another Mudcat Roger"

by Azza-God October 6, 2006

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MUDCAT

A white girl or woman who strictly dates blacks.

wow randall look at that girl over there she is hot. we dont have a chance though she is a mudcat and doesnt like white boys

by john e anderson May 10, 2007

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German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."

After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.

by RexIsDead November 28, 2007

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