Mr T Killer

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.

"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy

by slayingopher November 4, 2010

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

Mr T.F.A

The person at work, or perhaps a friend who always has to go one better than you, and has always got something better than yours.

Short for "Thats Fuck All"

Person one: I just got a new mobile and it takes pictures

Mr T.F.A: Oh "That's Fuck All" mine takes video, and does this etc etc.

by Donnie April 5, 2004

Mr.T-bag

You ruthlessly beat your opponent in the face and head until unconscious then t-bag them

Fuck with my I'll Mr.T-bag you in the nearest cemetery

by Jesus the ressurerection June 29, 2021

The Mr T Combo

When a girl is sporting both a landing strip and a clitoral piercing.

Dude, I felt pretty intimidated when I went down on that girl last night. She was rocking the Mr T Combo... I pity the fool!

by Lord of Hobobia January 24, 2010

Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.

Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*

by wankmasta November 6, 2004

National Kick Mr.T day

If you know anyone named Mr.T you have the right to kick them.

Its National Kick Mr.T day lets go kick Mr.T

by poopeater ADEN October 30, 2020