Mr. Clean

When you take a hit of marijuana, brush your teeth while you're holding it in, and let it out when you spit.

I dare you to pull a Mr. Clean right now!

by Jeffizle22221 July 7, 2011

mr. clean

A nick name given to bald people or those with ridiculously short hair.

Hey look! It's Mr.Clean!

by Clavio May 13, 2005

Mr. Clean

A sexual term to be used when one is having intercourse with a bald woman, and before jizzing in her, he takes out his dick, jizzes in his hand and rubs it on her bald head, thus giving her head a certain shine like Mr. Clean's.

Guy 1: "Hey how was your trip to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Oh man I totally did the Mr. Clean with this cancer patient"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Mr. Clean

When you use hand sanitizer as lubricant to give a guy a hand job.

Sam gave Brandon a Mr. Clean.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 19, 2009

Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!

I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006