MITIOG

made in the image of god. used for religious schools who don't want to call it s** ed

"oh no, my teacher says next week we are starting MITIOG! great"

by WARRIOR_CAT_PICS_6 November 6, 2016

meiting

A process of slowly becoming obsessed with collecting printed banners which contain images of "Mr Worldwide Handsome".

She is meiting! There is no turning back now, her room will be covered with his face.

by meiting November 9, 2018

mpitten

The combination of a pillow and a kitten by means of magic.

A: Oh yes, I love my pillow.
W: Oh yeah? Well I love my mpitten!

by diabolistic February 13, 2005

mitin

More information than I needed.

by zooa November 3, 2003

MPICIMFP

My penis is caught in my flip phone.

Larry: "Hey Paul, why aren't you answering your texts?"
Paul: "MPICIMFP.."
Larry: "You should get that checked out.."

by Blackie cat. March 28, 2011

Maiti

Maiti is a girl that will rock your world. She is dark haired, blue eyed, and has an amazing body. She dazzles people with her hilarious jokes, although she finds herself funnier than others tend to. She is a sexy dancer, and her stanky leg will pitch any guy's tent from a mile away. Her favorite color is purple, and she won't let you forget it. When she goes to parties, you always know where to find her--by the alcohol and dancing on a couch with friends. All guys want her, and she knows it.

Frank: Did you see that Maiti doing the stanky leg over there?
George: Look at my pants, man, you know I saw that Maiti!
Frank: I'd fuck her.

by penislover25 November 5, 2014

mities

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007