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Momfit

Similar to Mom Jeans but includes the whole outfit. Momfits are comfortable but not flattering. A clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA

* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.
Jenny wears her momfit to work, but her boyfriend would never see her in it.
by C.C. Winkle January 13, 2011
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momfiscated

A deliberate action of a Mom to punish a child by removing item or items of value
Karen totally Momfiscated Dillon's phone after she caught him texting Sierra at 2 am!
by AustenPowers77 February 3, 2015
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Momfirmation

It's basically the same as a confirmation but with approval of a mom. Could be your mom, a child's mom
When a husband asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.

When a son asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.
by Keith McKalister May 27, 2018
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Mowful

To Leave ones mouth, typically a female or homosexual male's mouth, full with another male's genitalia.
Dat Bitch got herself a mowful last night.

Nigga better learn or hes finna get a mowful in da Ghetto Penthouse and catch some Ninja.
by Ray_Robot June 6, 2018
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momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.
Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*
by Revvvv January 19, 2021
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mowfee

mowfee is a nickname given to the most sexiest people in the whole world. u need to worship people with this name and give them berries and cream because u r now their little lad
person 1 - omg i just met the hottest and sexiest little lad

person 2 - oh they must be a mowfee
person 1 - wai- what how’d you know?
by ur fellow mowfee September 19, 2021
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Mowfie

Oh my god it’s Mowfie 😍
by kiwushii April 7, 2022
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