Mouthguard

A phrase used to describe someone/something that is so gay that normal words dont suffice. The implication is that the person/scenario/object is comparable to being viciously rammed up the down pipe, a situation in which a mouthguard is preferable.

"That pink shirt is really mouthguard dude."
"get your stupid mouthguard dog off me, its trying to roger my drainpipes."

by Cycrowavemurry January 24, 2008

Alaskan Mouthwarmer

Before having sex, you eat out/fellate your partner. After their climax, you choke them out until they pass out. Once passed out, you begin penetration on your partner. Just before you climax and they wake up, you defecate in their mouth, then slam your cock in their mouth through your own feces and then ejaculate in their mouth.

"Holy shit man, Jeremy just gave that bitch an Alaskan Mouthwarmer", "Ew, gross!"

by TeakettleTom August 6, 2009

mostular

(adj) MAAS tchoo ler Of or relating to moose and/or moose-like behavior and/or traits.

When you put so much hairspray in your hair that it stands out so you can't get through the door, you're rockin' a mostular hairdo. That hair's like antlers!

Dang! My belly's so big, it's practically mostular!

by johatie August 19, 2009

mouthparts

All parts of a mouth. Lips, teeth et.

You have really nice mouthparts.

by Michael White February 13, 2005

moutharrhea

aka "diarrhea of the mouth"

1. when someone won't shut the fuck up about something

2. a situation when a secret is accidentally spilled

3. time to put your foot in your mouth to staunch the flow of 'rrhea.

1. Dan has serious moutharrhea about that POS car he bought last week.

2. My stupid sister caught a bad case of moutharrhea and now my parents know I'm pregnant.

3. Why are you practicing your Hitler impersonation in South Central?! Your goddamn moutharrhea is going to get us fucking killed!

by Sour Jane October 27, 2009

mouthulence

when you have a mouth fart.
when a person burps.
the reverse of farting...reverse fart.

"buuuurp.!!."
please excuse my mouthulence.
your excused.

by chris james bitch October 24, 2008

mouthslaughter

The act of a person being coerced to perform oral satisfaction upon you before asking if they are prone to performing such action.

“I took her home because she wanted to have sex but I gently guided her head lower before knowing if she was okay with oral sex. She didn’t respond and a I am concerned I am guilty of mouthslaughter.”

by Voiceless Speaker June 11, 2021