A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
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Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
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