Moocherist

A Moocherist is a person that takes advantage of social programs that include Welfare, EBT, Free Medical. College Grants, and other programs designed to help the poor. A Moocherist may have made a poor life decisions at some point in their life which opened their eyes to the vast amount of social programs the United States has to offer. Having found a free money tree in social programs they continue to manipulate the system and turn their temporary time of need into a lifelong career. Moocherist are not needy. They are easy to spot at your local supermarket. They usually wear designer clothing, carry fancy handbags, and have the newest and most expensive smartphones. After watching them use their EBT cards at the check out counter, you will find them loading their $500 worth of groceries into a newer luxury SUV. You can also find these same people at your local hospital that accepts government assistance cards. They are in the waiting room, waiting for a free appointment with YOUR doctor, playing with their new smartphone. You often overhear them complain about the wait time, as if they were going to be late for work! Moocherist family scams usually consist of a Single Mother that lives with her illegitimate Children's Father. She does not marry her "babies daddy" because his income would cut the amount of taxpayer dollars she can steal from Taxpayers. The father usually gets paid cash for any work he does do if any and he claims to live at a different address.

Did you see that Moocherist at the Jack in the Crack paying for all that food with her EBT card? How did she get one of those? That lady had a Coach purse, expensive clothes and the newest iPhone. She even drove away in a Lexus with 28" rims! I must be doing something wrong.

by The Priest August 2, 2014

mouchool-drill

It is a type of drill (subgenre of Hiphop) song which makes you mouchool (emotional and soft) due to the emotional lyrics or melody.
#4gang

This new song by poobon and 021kid is in mouchool-drill genre.

by shayanfallahi February 15, 2022

Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by louiseharp July 31, 2017

plate moocher

a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate

Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher

by PhoenixFly February 6, 2010

Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way

Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.

by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

moocher

Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.

Mitchell Katz wont leave me alone, he keeps pestering me for rides places when he most likey can get a ride from his parents but he doesnt bother to ask them. He takes advantage of others to compensate for his laziness and lack of responsibility for his own well being. Expects others to take care of his needs and desires without ever returning the favor.

by Josh March 11, 2005