That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?
by StaticBrain March 10, 2009
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n. An idiotic person from Detroit, Michigan.

Derived from "Motown," Detroit's nickname, and "retard."
Hey, that motard wearing the Red Wings jersey just lit himself on fire!
by cp December 1, 2004
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The consciousness of all Siamese Fighting Fish (Betas) be they alive or dead. Motard entered into the mind of the Sting Ray that killed Steve Irwin because Motard is angry with humans for keeping Motard in stupid little bowls.
"We are MOTARD! Fear us for we are fish."
by Servant of Motard October 26, 2006
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Derived from and somewhat a contraction of mo from homo from homosexual AND tard from retard as in mentally retarded. Used derogatorily or perhaps in jest to refer to any person judged to be acting in a slow or stupid manner.
We talked to some motard who is "just the computer guy" and didn't seem to understand at all what we were talking about yet felt he was able to man the front desk of the office.
by flamedog February 10, 2004
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Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.
by Walter Paisley September 26, 2008
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Dude that guy's motarded! He keeps randomly punching people and then crying.
by robbieboy74 January 5, 2006
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