moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

half mastin

The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.

"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."

by c slappa March 29, 2010

Mosin-Nagant Sniper

A Mosin-Nagant 91/30 configured for sniper use. Earlier models come with the PE scope, and later models the PU (the scope seen in Enemy at the Gates and Call of Duty).

Nowadays, these are hard to come by. Even if you do find one, they are about $400-$500+, which is 5-10 times more than a standard Mosin-Nagant.

Vasili Zaitsev's weapon of choice was the Mosin-Nagant sniper.

"Dad, if you buy me that Mosin-Nagant sniper, I'll be your best friend!
-Me, at gunshow

by Roc February 12, 2005

moasting

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Nasty Mastin

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

Mosin-Nagant

A rifle originally designed in Imperial Russia in 1891. It saw many updates and configurations and the Model 91/30 (1891/1930) was Soviet Russia's standard infantry weapon. It uses the oldest military cartridge still used today, the 7.62x54mmR, which is also used in the Dragunov Sniper Rifle and PKM machine gun.

It is also the rifle used by the Soviet forces in the game Call of Duty and the movie Enemy at the Gates.

This weapon was manufactured in 13 countries, either making their own variant, borrowing from Soviet Russia, or making them for export. Mosin-Nagants are available today for about $60-$150

(The picture above is a pic of mine, a 91/30 Russian)

OMGWTF The M44 Mosin-Nagant Carbine SO beats the 91/30 Mosin-Nagant rifle!

by Roc February 12, 2005