It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
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Get the mortus mug.Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.
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Get the Morto mug.A semi aquatic monster/dinosaur that comes out and beats kids with anything available. If it be a pole or a canoe paddle, no one is safe. A morosaurus is very protective of his turf and will defend it at any cost. If you ever run across a morosaurus, the only way to escape is to yell "You won't" or "Square Up" as loud as you can. He will see it as a very offensive act and will scurry off into the wilderness.
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