Stuart moriarty

A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day

I hate that guy he is a real Stuart moriarty

by The micro wizard July 9, 2025

Albert James moriarty

The hottest person u can find in the 1800s
His smirk is so FBFDNDNDNDJ

Albert James moriarty is a whole daddy material

by Ur.yumeko November 21, 2021

Louis James Moriarty

William and Albert’s hot younger brother from that gay ass anime Moriarty the patriot

Person 1: Louis James Moriarty from that Moriarty the patriot anime is so male wife
Person 2: you’re so real, I wanna peg him

by William James Moriarty is hot October 3, 2024

Moriartying

The habit of emphasising one rANDOM word or phrase in a sentence.. you know.. for effect.

Random guy: I will burn the HEART out of you
*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}

by Chlobot May 27, 2015

Moriarta

A man with an extreme life dealing with students of all kinds. They tend to have an odd fascination with turd. Moriarta's regularly celebrate quanza.

Did you see that moriarta? that man must be insane.

by snakefella October 26, 2011

Morairty

Irish last name, and only the cool people are Irish.

"That Morairty chick is the coolest girl I've ever met. She rocks my life!"

by FaceRocker01 October 20, 2008

TJ Moriarity

NASCAR licking hillbilly who eats dog turds for breakfast and sucks his hair dresser dry!

TJ Moriarity sucks NASCAR!

by Two mas June 10, 2013