Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Morgan and Erick

That couple that you hate so much because of how much you want their relationship. There were some moments where it seemed like other people worked better with them but together these two seem amazing beyond compare. And to boot, you can't hate them because of how they respect others and keep their PDA to a minimum. Like..What?? How?? Might as well save that date already because it's going to happen.

A great example of a healthy relationship.

What happens when you put two amazing people together.

Wow, they are almost as good for each other as Morgan and Erick are.

They look like they need to take some advice from Morgan and Erick.

by Stevetato June 16, 2018

Piers Morgan

A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.

Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!

by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022

chloe moriondo

a girl that will make you question your sexuality

i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?

by directionerforever124 September 3, 2019

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Morgane

Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.

"Who's that crazy motherfucker over there laughing..?"

"That's my best friend Morgane"

by jackshotdoginmabun January 19, 2013