bob's your monkhouse

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse

bob's your monkhouse!

by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008

Montana Moonhouse

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.

Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

mookhouse

very large number of girls living in one house with fat mooks.

mook- nice vagina
see mook

i got kicked out of the mookhouse, said the 6 foot pidgeon man

by suite54 December 14, 2010

Moorhoused

The act of being beyond drunk to the point of utter and complete humiliation

My mate was absolutely moorhoused the other night, he came home wearing just a nappy and a woman's bra

Adam got completely Moorhoused at the Christmas meal, I'm not sure he'll ever live it down.

One time I was so Moorhoused I thought my hand was talking to me

Being Moorhoused is the reason I lost my house, wife, kids, job and self-respect

by Rob21920 November 23, 2019

Luke Monkhouse

A tea sipping frog (posh)

Person 1: eww he’s drinking leaves

Person 2: That’s a Luke Monkhouse

by zIPubstxmp January 24, 2020