Moot

Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities

Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?

by melmuthelhelmu12 June 18, 2019

moot

something that is rubbish, unworthy of your precious time!

"man, that show is moot, who told it it was funny?"

by jesus fleng November 26, 2007

moot

a dirty term used to communicate vagina.

"Amy's moot smells like fish!"

by hatcat499735 August 11, 2008

moot

commonly refered to as a vagina, emphasis is placed on the "m" sound mmmmmmmoot.

placing this word in a sentance "andrew's hand was eaten by the hairy mmmmmmmoot"

by jason and andy May 29, 2007

moot

the sound made when a couple is kissing and you accidentally make a poot sound with your mouth.

that girl at the party was so drunk, she was mooting all in my mouth.

by maxstonian September 20, 2010

moot

A legal skills exercise simulating a hearing before a court of appeal. Often law students participate in moots to practice their advocacy skills. Also known as mooting.

The moot was held last Tuesday;
The moot court was full of people during the mooting competition.

by moot123 August 4, 2006

moot

moot is actually a term refering to an old feudal English system of courts. around the time of the norman invasion of england, the anglo-saxons had a system of local courts. each area of an approx. size was called a 'moot'...

cant remember the rest, something to do with common law... no seriously no joke this is true...

ciruit judges go from moot to moot hearing cases...

by Felay May 12, 2006