Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Mooster

1.Cross between a Moose and a Rooster.
2. A very attractive girl, someone you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

Yeah...she is quite the mooster..

by qapples March 6, 2011

Moostery

The word mooster comes from the meaning of happy. If someone is feeling moostery they are full of love and positive energy.

Hey I’m on a MOOSTERY one today what bout you?

by Moo-gang February 11, 2021

Moosed

Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you

you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you

by ADJMETT June 29, 2011

Poip the Mooster

The term Poip the Mooster refers to the action of breaking through the toilet paper with the pointer finger and poking the anus. This term is also known as "Scratching the Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and "Poking the Disciple"

After you Poip the Mooster you MUST wash your hands.

I hope you Poip the Mooster!

by I hope I dont October 20, 2008

Mooted

Being muted or removed on Xbox by a person named Douglas .

"And mooted"

by mick partridge December 26, 2012

mooshed

to moosh up to someone in the past tense.
to steal someones warmth on a cold night.
to somewhat affectionally cuddle up to someone.

moosh spoonage

"it was cold so i mooshed up to him to steal his warmth"

by krikket_nx May 4, 2008