mouse cock

A tiny or very small penis.

Josh has a case of mouse cock that small dicked bastard

by pkt December 17, 2004

Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"

by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003