Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
by Crimson December 14, 2004
Get the Morristown-Beard mug.an old colonial town that previously housed some of colonial America's wealthiest white men. Today, Morristown is a diverse urban suburban town where the increasing Latino population has taken over central Speedwell Ave. As a result, white people are moving away or further out into the woods of Morristown, Black people are getting mad, and Latinos that have been here for years are getting bougie.
Morristown boasts an eclectic array of overpriced restaurants and bars, most of which named after animals (Dark Horse, Funky Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Famished Frog, etc.). Morristown also has some of the nicest housing projects this side of the Mississippi. Who knew the suburbs could be this hood?
Morristown boasts an eclectic array of overpriced restaurants and bars, most of which named after animals (Dark Horse, Funky Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Famished Frog, etc.). Morristown also has some of the nicest housing projects this side of the Mississippi. Who knew the suburbs could be this hood?
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Get the morristown mug.The public high school in Morristown, New Jersey housing students from Morris Plains, Morris Township, Morristown and Convent Station. Upon entering Morristown High the ratio of douchebag to oxygen particles is nearly 3:1 as they swagger the halls in their new Ralph Lauren polo, pleated khakis, bright short shorts, boat shoes, mid calves and vineyard vines accesories. The mhs douchebag goes hand in hand with try hard as they leave gym class kickball drenched in sweat because thats how they relieve all of their stress they have from the fact they dont attend prep schools like Delbarton and Seton Hall. Binge drinking is also a popular stress reliever for the mhs douchebag with hopes of getting a female douchebag wasted enough to eat her out in her parents bedroom. Although the mhs douchebag maintains a high gpa and has diverse extracurricular activities, intelligence and actual skills are little to none. The other two tenths of mhs consist of teachers who fret over pointless subjects as well as some who just dont give a fuck, newly imigrated spanish kids, stoners, ghetto kids, and of course the yogurts.
Ex 1:
Kid 1: im shadowing at morristown high school tomorrow!
Kid 2: you better wear your short shorts, polo, mid calves and boat shoes or the yogurts might mistake you for one of them
Ex 2:
Mhs douchebag 1: do you like my new raybans hanging from my vineyard vines lanyerd?
Mhs douchebag 2: hell yeah they compliment your high socks with boat shoes
Both: were fucking bros
Kid 1: im shadowing at morristown high school tomorrow!
Kid 2: you better wear your short shorts, polo, mid calves and boat shoes or the yogurts might mistake you for one of them
Ex 2:
Mhs douchebag 1: do you like my new raybans hanging from my vineyard vines lanyerd?
Mhs douchebag 2: hell yeah they compliment your high socks with boat shoes
Both: were fucking bros
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Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.
by snowbearder April 28, 2005
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Friend: My 10 year old brother got drugs off a drug dealer, last night.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.
Me: Grow the fuck up, this is Morristown, TN.
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