Moonwalk Defense

When you deny doing something wrong by admitting you committed the same wrongdoing only once at a different time or place.

Guy 1: I didn't wear black face in that picture because I only did it this one other time at a different party.
Guy 2: Yeah, great moonwalk defense.

by thenamesmurphy February 3, 2019

Frontal Moonwalk

The act of appearing to walk without moving in space... not to be confused with a Moonwalk, as made famous by the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.

Billie: "I swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! What the EFF!?!?"

Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"

by Ryan Hope October 24, 2010

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”

“My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).

"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"

by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021

moonwalk

A synonym for "walk it back". Giving the appearance of moving forward even though you're actually retreating from a previous statement that has come under criticism.

In taking a verbal swipe at Trump, Tom Brady is doing the moonwalk in attempt to atone for his previous support of the former POTUS.

by Been-Around July 26, 2021

Moonwalking

Talking to yourself in public like no one else is around.

I be straight moonwalking when I get too high.

by Coolcandle January 27, 2016

moonwalker

-noun

1. An individual who 'INTENTIONALLY' walks in a style that is intended to attract attention

2. Contrarily, someone who attracts attention 'REGARDLESS' of how they walk; they just seem to turn heads. Can be for good or bad reasons depending on the context.

related forms:

moonwalking, adjective

moonwalk, verb

*A very flamboyant individual strolls by a group of friends, all turn and look*

One person exclaims "That guy is such an arrogant moonwalker. If this was 1969 that guy would be all black & white and singing 'Ground Control to Major Tom'"

by AshElvis April 28, 2008