Moonglasses

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.

He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH

by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

moogle

cute furry little creatures with wings and a bobble on their head in every wordFinal Fantasy/word game, which is the best game series in the world.
Use the world 'kupo' at the end of sentences, usually when being friendly.

Moogles rule!

"My name's Mog, kupo!"

by kamì October 23, 2003

Moogle

A cow like, flying unicorn creature with an adorable red nose, said to fart glitter and urinate rainbows. The moogle's sex has been known to be very difficult to determine at times. Most of the time moogle's are very personable, happy, friendly, giving creatures with squinty little eyes; however, when angered it's eyes open wide and release a wrath of rainbow lazer beams that even a Ruger can not defeat. Only source of weakness that has been found is that from the lantern and treats of the vampire penguin.

Have you seen Mar's Moogle? He was so sweet until I kicked him, then he destroyed my empire!

by Prugertory April 20, 2019

moogle

Called "moguri" in Japanese, a name made by combining "mogura" (mole) and "koumori" (bat). Which pretty well describes them.

"Kono moguri wa kawaii desu ne!"

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011