moonling

an incredibly cute girl who you can’t help initially being infatuated with, you possibly are secretly in love with her but so are all your friends, that said disclosing any feelings for her only pushes her away and so you would rather just be friends with her and have her in your life than to try tell her how you feel only for her to push you away. if circumstances and timing had been different you believe you could have be perfect for each other.

I secretly fell in love with this girl the very first time I met her, though all my friends were pursuing her and so I decided to wait for a chance to make a move but that chance never camce and instead we ended up getting to know each other and just becoming friends- she will forever be my moonling.

by big moonling January 20, 2012

coochling

so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.

would you like to have a coochling race?

by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021

moonling

1. A person who doesn't pay attention at all and will zone out constantly. Normaly will not pay attention to any "Earthling" Business and only when the subject of the moon comes up will the moonling arrise from his or her trance-like state
2.a person from the moon

Man that kid ____ in Chemistry is always zonning out i think he is a moonling

by Baconitswhatsfordinner April 3, 2007

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

moochaliny

one tha abuses ones friendship and only calls you when he?she needs somthing
one that always asks you
"you got a couple bucks I can borrow, jst till payday...Ill pay you back"?
"got a spare sig"?
"can I have kill"?
"Can you cash this cheque for me"

fuck guy is suck a moochaliny, he needs to give his fucking head a shake.

by Joel R June 3, 2005

moochin ass

When a person decides to use a friend for his or her own personal needs and habbits.

Put that drink up here come mookie moochin ass.

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 8, 2015

mooching

In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.

In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.

(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)

John: "Where's Dave gone?"

Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"

(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)

John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"

Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"

by sthtf September 11, 2006