Montez

An out going person that's blessed with many opportunities in life and about there stuff and have something big plan for them selfs in the future also an lady's man

Damn Montez up next

by tezzy April 12, 2015

Of Montreal

An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.

Of Montreal is so groovy.

by Joshua Franklin October 13, 2006

Montreal Style

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.

Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz

by Picnic_by_the_pool May 17, 2018

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.

It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.

by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.

by Quentin M.Harris May 26, 2008

Montrell

Montrell is a kind sweet guy,who is a very fast runner ,he also diggs girls with a name that start with an k,a,l,or ,t,he likes making people laugh and he is very talented and shy but although he is an gemini he is a very sweet person for an aquarius he hangs around people that are slightly taller than him but he is very sprouted...

Montrell is very sweet and kind hearted

by Trellbeezy March 31, 2019

Montreal train wreck

The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.

My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 31, 2006