Montero

A banger, like seriously. It's about being w/ a significant other and wanting to get closer (with some horndog lines) I've been listening to this song on loop and the lyrics be stuck in my mind. Seen a lot of yaoi AMVs with this song, and it fits well- Ok, but in all seriousness I would not come over if you call me when you want--

"Lil nas X has a great song, it's like somethin bout a name?"
"Yeah it's called Montero."

by koror June 21, 2021

Montero Hill

The hottest, coolest, prettiest person on this earth 🥵👌🏽😩

Montero Hill is hot

by Stream montero November 29, 2021

esteban montero

a perfectly round guy. Loves minecraft and likes a new girl each day.

- your typical Fuckboy

Hey Esteban Montero ! Who's the next girl?

by minecraftkid February 10, 2017

montebon

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)

va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip

by mikayyyy July 31, 2007

montegomery

Panty drop, pussy soaker, pussy destroy but still a man of god

Montegomery destroy my pussy

by Pussy supersoak September 28, 2023

Kio Montero

He's a precious man. Kio is the type of person who will do anything for the person he loves. He's a gentleman, caring and lovely person. Kio Montero is just so perfect. But you know what I hate the most? It's his parents. Kio just wanted to live peacefully and have a happy family but no. HIS PARENTS IS THE ONE WHO RUINED HIS LIFE. He deserves better. Kio Montero is the best and will always be the best. Rest peacefully, our bravest warrior.

"Who's Kio Montero?"
"A perfect and precious man who's now resting after all the bad things happened to him."

by joannamsc March 8, 2022

Pink Montero

-noun, verb trans. The act of four men partaking in intercourse with a single woman, each grasping the limbs of said woman for added stability (hence the reference to the Mitsubishi Montero, a four-wheel-drive sport-utility-vehicle). Also may be used as a means of conveyance.

Rupert: My Bentley is in the shop; how are we going to get to the country club?
Nigel: Perhaps Rachael will be up for another pink montero.
Rupert: Indeed.

by !ntel $pecial April 11, 2009