Cory Monteith

Wonderful person. He was 6'3". Cory played character Finn on Fox's TV show GLEE. He was engaged to Lea Michele, but a week before they were to get married, he was found dead in his hotel room in Vancouver. He was a great inspiration to others, and he saved my life. If he was still alive, i would thank him. He saved our lives, but we couldn't save his. -All Gleeks

They're a great person, they must be a Cory Monteith.

by Gleeks October 17, 2013

Da'Monte

Da'Monte is the best boyfriend he is a brave and horny and funny and crazy if you see Da'Monte just knows girls it's your chance

girl 1: Last night Da'Monte give it to me

girl 2: Da'Monte let me lick his d*** Last night

girl 3: He got a Big one yallllllllllll

by Da'Monte February 6, 2018

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

by chaychel October 14, 2011

Mondee

slang for monday, Mr G stlye

I guess ill see you all on Mondee.

by Bobby Schade March 24, 2005

montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.

Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"

by Poncejuice December 12, 2018