montease

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.

"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)

by Casey Johns January 21, 2009

Joe Montana

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.

Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event

Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing

by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018

Montanan

To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"

When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

Montana Bull Farmer

A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.

"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."

by Kneel_Zaddy June 28, 2020

Montana99

aka Jay Montana is a soundcloud rapper from brockton, mass who went viral for his song "I can't". His smooth voice and unique flows on high-tempo beats makes him stand out.

Montana99- "I can't luv no bitch im bout my money yea I run it up"

by Doitlikethis May 2, 2023

Montaha

A name of a girl. Used amongst the muslim people, but rarely. A Montaha is a weird but loving person capable of the greatest good. Usually someone you see in highschool. They are passionate about everyone, careful about their way of words, always smiling. Remember, your years at highscool are not complete unless you've seen a montaha. The best friend that you can have.

Hey, parika have you seen the new girl, Montaha
yeah, omg, she is like the G.O.A.T at everything.

by culbocfromsuty October 23, 2016