montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

montana of 300

Fucking savage

Holy shit Montana of 300's song Holy Ghost if fucking fire it burned up an entire hospital

by Kkb123 October 11, 2016

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

montagne

There two are definitions for montagne

1.) French for mountain

2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege

1.) Je grimperai cette montagne means I will climb this mountain in french

2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow January 14, 2017

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Llama Montana

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.

I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...

by llamamontana May 8, 2018