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Montagne main 

Usually a fucking god at rainbow six siege. But also can be the most retarded person in the attack team.
Person 1: look that montagne main just killed 4 enemies

Person 2: greatest player in history

Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.
I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.
Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Montagnard 

The Degar people, or more commonly known as Montagnards, are a Southeast Asian tribal people native to Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. Their history goes back thousands of years. Although they live in Asia, their genetics and language are more closely related to Malayo-Polynesians and for this reason (among others) they are often discriminated against by the ethnic Vietnamese where most of them used to reside.

The Montagnards are made up of dozens of tribes, each with their own dialect and customs, such as the Rhade, Jarai, and others. Although the majority lived in Vietnam, they are not closely related to ethnic Vietnamese, and were treated poorly and forced into the central highlands, away from the more heavily-populated and hospitable coastal areas.

It is notable that during the Vietnam War, over 40,000 Montagnard men fought for the US Army against the invading North Vietnamese communists. They had a well-earned reputation for bravery and skill in combat, and fought alongside American Special Forces and SOG teams in crossborder operations in neighboring Asian countries. However, after the US withdrew from Vietnam due to the Marxist ambitions of the Democratic politicians and "peace" movement, the Montagnards were left to fend for themselves when the communist North took over the South in 1975. Thousands were murdered by the invaders for a multitude of reasons (one of them being that most Montagnards adhered to some form of Christianity; religious practice is strongly discouraged by communist states). Those who weren't killed were forced to flee to neighboring Cambodia and Thailand (Laos had it's own related communist takeover at the same time). Those in Cambodia found little respite, because immediately following the end of the Vietnam War, Pol Pot's genocidal Khmer Rouge regime took power, killing over 2 million of his own people from 1975 to '79.

Fortunately, several hundred (and later thousand) Montagnards were given citizenship by the US government and were relocated, the majority immigrating to North Carolina, home of the US Special Forces ("Green Berets") and other Southeastern states. Although their population in 1975 was over 5 million, today that number has dwindled to about 1/10th that. However, due to some inner strength and steadfastnest among the Montagnard people, the future is bright as each year more are able to secure transport to the United States. Which is not to say that all of them want that, but to those who do... you're welcome.
Summary: the Montagnards are an tribal people found in Southeast Asia with an ancient and unique culture. Following the Vietnam War, many immigrated to the USA.

"RT Vermont's Montagnard commandos fought valiantly alongside their American companions in January 1970. Although several were killed, they died as heroes and are forever in the memories of those they served alongside with."
Montagnard by Anonymonymon September 25, 2008

Scrapyard Montage

A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020

teabag montage 

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.
1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.
teabag montage by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

gt montage 

A montage of good times that can often be found in romantic comedy movies. Indicates the passage of time through events such as eating ice cream, chasing butterflies, or going to a baseball game. May involve a couple with a budding relationship, or a group of friends.

Like a date, the gt montage can take a turn for the worse when a person involved makes a strange comment or does something odd. This turns the gt montage into an "awkward montage".
Caitlin: Do you want to have a gt montage?
Jaret: Sure!
(They eat ice cream, chase butterflies, and go to a baseball game as their relationship blooms.)
Jaret: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I was actually lean and muscular?
Caitlin: (laughs) No, of course not! I only hang out with you because you make me look thin in comparison.
Jaret: ...Oh.
(They have an awkward montage.)
gt montage by GHS Drama Club July 29, 2007