menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

Monstroctopus

(n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

by WTFwill July 21, 2009

montroes

montroes is a below living standards town in the yarra ranges of victoria. montroes is also known as "troes" is home of bogans and "the dog", the "h-bomb" spends alot of his time their. montroes has an extremely bad fish and chippery (do not go their)

example 1
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed

by idonthaveanothername August 28, 2006

monstropulate

to completely own or destroy

Bob monstropulated new york city with his hand gun.

by Cole the Mole Pet Shop June 19, 2008

Montrose

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.

Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."

by John February 10, 2004

Montrose

A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highest teen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day.
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!

1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town."
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."

"Montrose High School is SKETCH!"

by i like orange highlighters February 28, 2009

Monstrocititty

A word used to reference a female(or male) with breast so large that they induce breathless awe.

Holy crap, check out the monstrocititty over there on bar stool!!!!

by Big Limp'n and Jaun Ballo January 13, 2007