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Macaroni Monstrocity

A person who makes macaroni and cheese, and then proceeds to eat everything in the immediate vicinity while waiting for the water to boil. The person usually feels resentment afterwards when they realize exactly how much they've eaten.
I realized I myself, had become a Macaroni Monstrocity after devouring a box of Cheez-Its, some grapes, a box of thin mints, and a half-gallon of milk while waiting for the water to boil on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.
by Cassatah June 29, 2014
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Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.
I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.
by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010
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Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben
Damn ben is a real monstrosity
by 696942069 January 23, 2020
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Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis
v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.
by Smith March 17, 2005
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Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
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Monstrositor

Used to described a gigantic cock.
Man that dude is a monstrositor!
by Land_Shark April 14, 2005
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Monstrosititties

giant breasts that may appear comical.
Damn, that girl has some monstrosititties.
by cornan September 6, 2013
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