monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

monkeypatching

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

by ナニカ August 28, 2023

Operation Monkeyballs

When playing any online first person shooter and you tea bag your kill until they return to kill you

Guy 1: Dude, I got killed and when I got back to kill him, he was tea bagging me still!

Guy 2: Man, he performed Operation Monkeyballs

by Orphaned Penguin January 5, 2011

monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).

1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!

by affidavid April 23, 2006

monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH

John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.

by Buzzie July 27, 2006

Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.

"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"

by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008

Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh

by shearer June 17, 2003