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monkeyspanker

you monkeyspanner loofey
by andy thomas August 19, 2003
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Monkey Slap

While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.

The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.

Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
by Ninja Monkey Boy February 20, 2009
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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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monkeyllama

A word commonly used to describe the offspring of a monkey and a llama. They swing from trees, spit, have a long neck and a tail, bad teeth, and most monkeyllamas are greyish-brown.
That monkeyllama just spit on me.
Stupid monkeyllama.
Ooooohhhh shitttt, this monkeyllama is my bestfriend, yo!
by Tu Madre (: December 3, 2007
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monkeysnatch

anyone that tries to grab your ass when you are in a limo
"Get the fuck in the back of the limo or I am going to bash your head into the sidewalk, you monkeysnatch."
by Erik "I am one" Kalmus November 8, 2005
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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Monkeyshag

Public sex, most likely in an area of forest/woods. The woman hangs on to branches like a monkey would do, whilst the male is stood up, and sexual activity is engaged in this position. Not for those who like their comfort, but adventurous all the same!
Me and my partner went to Sherwood Forest the other day and we had a monkeyshag!
by xkissmequick November 22, 2011
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