monkey

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

by >MuffinMan< December 6, 2006

monkey

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

Monkey

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

monkey

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

by Eilidh May 10, 2004

monkey

means that your internally a monkey

Roshan is a monkey!

by dity October 25, 2022

monkey

1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.

love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!

by agent99 December 15, 2002